My 5-year-old son to me one morning, “Daddy, why does your pee pee get really big?” Me thinking that he meant how did my penis get bigger, “Oh it grows as you get older.” “Mine is enormous!” He said looking down at his crotch. I got the ‘Aha!’ moment then. “Oh you probably need to go pee” He runs off and comes back a couple of minutes after. “It’s still big”, he said. He was too young for me to tell him that in the not-to-distant future he won’t be complaining.