My wife and I were having some bedtime talk on the weekend, discussing exes and aging etc. (As you can tell, I am not taking this aging thing too well). We finished the night with some passion action. The next morning she complimented me by letting me know that I made love like men 20 years younger, then added that the young uns are too ‘quick on the release button’ if you know what I mean. Without missing a beat I said to her, “Hon, this machine may have some mileage but it’s all highway mileage. No short trips.” Yes, I did!
Have a great Easter Monday y’all!