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Today, my co-workers, well just the piggish guys, were teasing me because, wait for it…I am black.  They were making the ‘black guys and their penis’ jokes so of course I had to chime in.  Right in stride, I said, “Do you guys know that I almost lost my penis as a kid?  Well you see, it was so big that the doctors thought I had a third leg and was about to amputate so I didn’t grow up a freak. Good thing I took a piss right then.”  And that’s all I needed to say to end the teasing.  And yeah, I made it up.  And yeah, I’m still a freak. jk!