Today, my co-workers, well just the piggish guys, were teasing me because, wait for it…I am black. They were making the ‘black guys and their penis’ jokes so of course I had to chime in. Right in stride, I said, “Do you guys know that I almost lost my penis as a kid? Well you see, it was so big that the doctors thought I had a third leg and was about to amputate so I didn’t grow up a freak. Good thing I took a piss right then.” And that’s all I needed to say to end the teasing. And yeah, I made it up. And yeah, I’m still a freak. jk!