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With a few minutes to waste I checked my computer to see what was trending on the web. I saw Keira Knightley was, so because she’s a hottie, wanted to see what her buzz was about. Maybe she posed nude somewhere? Or had a that as a kid, she was told she was anorexic and a shit actress.  Do people really take anything these celebs say seriously anyways? Like who gives a rat’s ass?  “Oh woe is me! I was a fat kid, blah blah blah”. Go spend your millions and stop belly-aching already.

Don’t get me wrong, Keira is a hottie.  Were I a single man, I would do her Knightley but that’s as far as it goes.