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When should you stop letting your kids see you in the buff?  One day, my 6-year-old son looked at my pee-pee while I peed and remarked, “Oh Daddy!  Your pee pee looks like a baby elephant’s trunk”.  Another ‘what do you say to that’ moment for sure.  That’s when I stopped.  I mean, it’s not like he said a bad thing but still…It just was kinda awkward and unexpected.  Then a few days ago, my 4-year-old while watching me changed, blurted out that I had a big pee pee and how he would get a big pee pee when he was older too.  Flattery will get  you everywhere, boys but from now on, you are on your own in the bathroom.

And about the over-sized err…thingy, well duh, I AM black, aren’t I?