I hate those people on Facebook who play suspense games. They put up statuses like, “Wow! Can’t believe this just happened to me!” Then disappear while everyone asks what happened. If you don’t intend to share, then don’t. I take my creeping very seriously.
Note: A few days after writing this, I was browsing Facebook and saw one of my female friends with the status, “My heart is breaking! Why did you have to leave me?” It set off a firestorm of comments with everyone asking if her husband left. One guy wrote, “Are you playing with us? If so stop it!” It took hours and many other friends comments before she finally responded that her daughter was leaving home.