I don’t swear. I find it dumb and ignorant and shows that the speaker has a limited vocabulary. At my job that I have been almost a year, everyone swears. They swear about everything and anything and I just ignore it. They would ask me for stuff by saying, “Where is the effing stuff?” “It’s coming.” I would reply calmly. Until yesterday.
Yesterday was when I decided when in Rome do as the Romans do, can’t beat em, so join em. I had had enough of the crude and disrespectful comments. I was asked, “Where is the effing stuff?” My response was swift. “Eff you and your effing stuff!” I said it like a pro. You would have been proud. Well since then, it seemed like I was more respected! WTF! Today, I did it again. Tomorrow I will too. At this rate, they are gonna love me around here, but you know what? Eff em!