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Today I watched my dog eat her own poop with disgust. Not, she wasn’t disgusted, I was. I turned to my wife and said, “See hon, that’s the reason why I wouldn’t let a dog lick my face or kiss me like some dog owners do.”  She replied by telling me that the dog was probably hungry as we hadn’t fed her for a long time. “Well you don’t feed me for a long time sometimes but you don’t see me eating my crap.” Was my smart comeback.