Love Em Anyways, They Are Still Family

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Sometimes we wish that our families were a little more…like family. More like your friends’ families.  You know how Andrew’s mom rushes over to babysit when needed.  Or when Mel’s sister offers free sitting and enjoys spending time with Mel’s kids. How about Lisa and Michael? Lisa parents are retired and attend every function, every game and every school activity that Lisa’s and Michael’s kids are in.  Yep, sometimes we wish our families were a little more….like family.

But if you don’t have the BEST family, make the BEST of the family you have.  They are still. FAMILY.

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Live Like You Were Dying And Work Like You Were Losing Your Job

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Imagine you were given a few days to live.  How would that prognosis change your life? You would probably start to ‘really’ live your life, if you are still physically capable.  Doing the things you held back on, going places, speaking your mind, etc.

Now imagine that you found out through the grapevine that your job, the one you really loved, your dream job, was on the line. What would you do, other than the obvious which is go job hunting?  If you really loved the job, you would start working that much harder, making sure you put in a hard, earnest and honest effort. You would impress the boss to the point where he couldn’t afford losing an employee like you.

Now imagine living like your job and your life were on the line.  Stop. Go out there and LIVE LIKE IT! Thank me later.

Watching People Watching People

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I love people watching. I especially like to take in the sight of eye candies. You know that beautiful damsel in your vision? But do you know what’s better than even watching beautiful women?   Watching other men watching beautiful women.   The way they peer and Leer like a hungry dog seeing food heading his way. I hope I don’t look like that to other people watching people watching people.

Hello? Are you there? Hello?

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You know what really sucks? You are on hold for an extended period of time so you decide to stuff your mouth with whatever you were eating. While it’s stuffed, you hear “Hello, can I help you? Hello?” Then ‘click’.

Sometimes you might try to mumble so they know you are there but that just makes it worse As now you sound like a perv. with your grunting. Click!

Kiss my dog? I think not!

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Today I watched my dog eat her own poop with disgust. Not, she wasn’t disgusted, I was. I turned to my wife and said, “See hon, that’s the reason why I wouldn’t let a dog lick my face or kiss me like some dog owners do.”  She replied by telling me that the dog was probably hungry as we hadn’t fed her for a long time. “Well you don’t feed me for a long time sometimes but you don’t see me eating my crap.” Was my smart comeback.