So is it just in my head or are every guy in my workplace suffering from diarrhea? Why? Well every time I am in a stall, just sitting there texting or blogging, taking a break from my desk, the person in the next stall always sound like they are dying while giving birth! I never knew the human anus could produce such unearthly sounds!
Know what I do when that happens? I peer under the divider (yes I know, creepy) to see what shoes they are wearing so I could identify the poor diarrhea-stricken fella if I see him walking the hallways. Maybe I could recommend a stool hardener or something. Anything. No luck so far but then I haven’t been trying too hard.
I would he embarrassed as hell if I made those sounds while in earshot. It seems as though they are oblivious to my presence. I wonder, could it very well be the same person?