I love people watching. I especially like to take in the sight of eye candies. You know that beautiful damsel in your vision? But do you know what’s better than even watching beautiful women? Watching other men watching beautiful women. The way they peer and Leer like a hungry dog seeing food heading his way. I hope I don’t look like that to other people watching people watching people.
Was just wondering about those spy cams. How is it that they are only set up to tape unsuspecting females? Well at least as far as I know…Women don’t care to see us men naked? How about us unsuspecting men? We look hot in change rooms too, especially when we don’t think anyone is looking or taping us. Come on, just put a spy cam in the washroom where I frequent. I promise I won’t let you down.
Yesterday evening, I was hanging out on a Boston Pizza patio with two of my guy friends and a gal pal chatting and enjoying some drinks. While thus engaged, five ladies walked in. They were of different shapes, sizes and looks. All were beautiful in their own ways. We evaluated them and presented out ‘who would you choose’ list. Yes, even our gal pal did too. My female friends are cool like that, my wife and I check out both sexes while out and about and we comment on their eligibility if you know what I mean. Not like we are kinky or anything…
While we were still debating the merits of our choices, a car pulled up in the parking lot and out jumped a lovely damsel in a nice body-hugging evening dress! Our gal pal commented on her butt and we all agreed she had it going on. She was with her guy so no words were said. All thoughts of the prior ladies were forgotten. Again we all stared and commented. Yes, our gal pal too.
About half an hour later, two ladies moved into the vacant table next to us. Well dammit! The candies kept getting better! How is that possible? Where does it end? They even trumped the damsel in the evening dress. We all sat in silence for a moment knowing what each other was thinking.
Isn’t that weird that as hot as someone is, there’s always someone hotter and someone even hotter than the one that’s hotter.
Know why there some girls are bigger? It’s because they have too much awesomeness to be contained in a skinny anorexic body. Seriously! I have ‘bigger’ gal friends and they are awesome! I mean, there could be other reasons like medical or food addiction but for the most part, they are just awesome! Bigger girls rule!
I used to think that women were the most beautiful thing ever created. Now I don’t anymore. I know that women are the most beautiful. A baby could be so darn cute that he/she melts your heart. A fresh spring flower looks awesome close up. Sunsets, rain, snow, they all pale to the beauty of a woman. I never take a second look at the sight of snow falling, no matter how beautiful it looks. I never walk away from a baby while casting backward glances. I never jerk my head around while driving to catch sight of the setting sun. Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.